Open mic meltdown
comedian · theatre · mic
“My rent went up so much my landlord should be doing the jokes.”
Late-night roast
Deadpan late-night delivery. Slow setup, flat tone, sudden drop in volume on the punchline. No shouting, no smiling through the line.
Caption: Rent is the real headliner. #standup #stickman #renting
The endless queue
everyday · store · bags, phone
“I've been in this queue so long the milk I'm holding has opinions.”
Low storyteller
Deep and slow, plenty of air between sentences, volume dropping toward the end like a story told late at night to one person.
Caption: Every queue is a personality test. #relatable #stickman
Street rant
comedian · street · coffee
“Four pounds for coffee and they spelled my name like a warning label.”
Late-night roast
Deadpan late-night delivery. Slow setup, flat tone, sudden drop in volume on the punchline. No shouting, no smiling through the line.
Caption: Coffee shops owe me an apology. #coffee #comedy #stickman
Bin day feud
everyday · street · bags
“I love the new bins. Especially the one you moved onto my side of the wall.”
Petty neighbour
Sweet, clipped, over-pronounced. Every sentence sounds helpful and lands as an accusation. Tiny sniff of a pause before the last few words.
Caption: Bin day is a contact sport. #neighbours #stickman #comedy
Five quiet minutes
everyday · bedroom · coffee, phone
“I asked for five quiet minutes and got a puppet show with an interval.”
Tired parent
Soft and heavy, sentences trailing down at the end, a small laugh under the words. No energy spikes, no shouting.
Caption: Parenting: no interval. #parentlife #stickman
Encore nobody asked for
rockstar · concert · guitar, mic
“Sound guy told me to keep it down, so I brought a second amp.”
Rockstar swagger
Low and unhurried with plenty of space between words. Half a smile in the tone, volume dropping on the brag rather than rising.
Caption: The encore was my idea. #rock #comedy #stickman